Christmas Saves the Economy (Again):

Well, ladies and gents, the time for gift-giving and receiving is over, and with it, another economic salvation. Congrats on saving the economy with our incredible spending power, and with this salvation, we boosted the funding for such dubious efforts as: the war on terror, bigger and better tax breaks for the corporate class, providing a "third-leg" for the dismal airline industry, funding for the new sub-class of nuclear arsenal (Bunker-Busters), military defense and premptive strikes on Third World nations, and, finally, giving proof to the rhetoric of a "free-market", just look at the deals we got!

Good job to all who towed the Government Line; you will be forgotten. That is, until, they need you to open up your wallets again to fund another campaign. Let the unity begin.